Random Conversation Quips
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
written by Java Junkie
I'm going to post this once a week, or try anyway. Here's some tidbits of conversation in our house over the last week written by Java Junkie
Uhhh...
Me: How do you email somebody?
Monkey: Uh honey? {insert perplexed and worried look} I haven't heard that question since I worked at a help desk.
Ya Think?
*as we're taking the most scenic trail in Wildwood Preserve*
Monkey: Some really big critter is over there.
Me: Oh? How big?
Monkey: Big enough to move that whole tree *pointing to a rather large uprooted tree*
*20 feet down the path*
Me: Hear that?
Monkey: Yeah. It's probably that critter.
*as I look for the sound and spot the culprits*
Me: Aw. It's two chipmunks over there playing in those leaves.
Monkey: Well it can't be the critter then.
(side note: I'd be pretty fucking scared of a chipmunk that could shake a whole large uprooted tree. I would imagine it would be a harmless brown fluffy chipmunk ... with a set of {British accent} "nasty, sharp, pointy teef.")
GET IT AWAY!
*as we're climbing into bed for the night*
Me: Don't touch me with your bent elbow!
It's Our Little Secret
Me: *something edited*
Monkey: Oh yeah?? *something edited*
Me: *giggling* *something edited corrected*
Monkey: I could have sworn you said *something edited*
*roaring laughter from me*
Monkey: That one does NOT go in the conversation blog post for the week. *snicker*
2:25 PM :: 
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4 Comments:
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If you want to practice your emailing skillz, feel free to send me one!
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And please call me and let me know what the "something edited" was. Come on!
, at 11:07 PM
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Me: Don't touch me with your bent elbow!
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rofl...I though I was the only one who hated that! , at 12:00 AM
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Is an unbent elbow acceptable?
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BoomBoom, at 8:15 AM
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Elizabeth - haha, wouldn't YOU like to know? ;)
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izzy - rofl me too! It might as well be an ice pick! haha
tatortot - lol! depends on the position and the probability that it will, at some point, become bent ;) Java Junkie, at 10:55 AM
